bromance …this show is enough

This week sucked.  I’m not sure what the point was of having them go camping.  And I think Brody’s real friends were a bit offended that they didn’t get to go …but the showed up anyways with a crocodile.

The therapy session was a bit abnormal to me.  And when Gary had to yell, “I am enough”  … I knew the show was downhill from there…and I don’t have much hope for the rest of the season either.

I was sad to see Gary go home, but I am starting to realize that it will be impossible to eliminate Femi … because at this point he is the most entertaining character that the show has.  I think it might come down to Luke and Femi in the end

Luke Femi

…or maybe Alex and Femi …

Alex Femi

either way Femi will be there and little Chris will be eliminated next.

Until next week…

January 21, 2009. Uncategorized. Leave a comment.

the biggest surprise

So I think my favorite part of every episode is the temptation.  And this one was super fun because both partners got to participate.  Little did anyone know that Carla would eat three days worth of food in order to get Bob and Joelle to come to Detroit.

And I’m glad she did.

carlaI think Carla’s blowup at Joelle was quite possibly even worse than Bob’s.  It’s one thing for an almost stranger to get mad at you but when someone who claims to be your best friend does it it seems to cut a little bit deeper.  And Joelle still had the same reaction…which appears to be no reaction.  She’s so not fired up about, she doesn’t seem mad, she doesn’t seem happy, she just doesn’t seem.  Which is so frustrating … especially since Carla let her stay there.

But really that wasn’t the biggest surprise…the elimination was.  I was sure that the red team was going to be safe because everyone hates Joelle….but not so much.  I’m not sure if it was pure gameplay by Jillian’s team to torture Bob’s team and keep them unfocused or if they really thought that the heaviest woman in Biggest Loser history (Carla) deserved a chance to at least get back to the ranch…but Joelle got to stay.  Now Joelle started crying … and I’m not convinced that it wasn’t because she had to stay.

It looks like from the preview that the teams are reunited this week…and I’m not sure how it’s been 30 days … if someone could explain that to me it would be great.  I’m excited though to see Carla and Joeelle together with Bob in addition to having the whole team against Joelle.  There is going to be another blowup I can feel it.

Until next week.

January 21, 2009. Uncategorized. Leave a comment.

momma’s boy finale

I was SO disappointed this episode.

I was shocked at Michael’s reaction to Erica tell him what she really did.  He  was all about the playboy bunny … but i guess penthouse pet is a no-no.  He said he couldn’t be happier during the date and then he just turned his back on her.  I am so mad that he picked Amanada…$5 it didn’t work out.  I thought his mother had a better reaction to the whole situation than he did.  Granted his mom has never seen a penthouse…but I think she was smart enough to know that it was obviously worse than playboy with how upset Erica was.  I was really happy that his mom still tried to push Erica in their final meeting.  I thought the clip they showed at the end with Erica and Lorraine (Michael’s mom) was soooo cute … friendship bracelets …lol.  And I was also very happy to see that someone did find love on the show and that Erica and Lorraine are still together and that she visited her in Florida.  Hopefully Erica got to see Michael too … I think there was really a spark there…he was just mad.

On to Rob.  Oh Rob … I thought he had claimed his manhood a few weeks ago…but his mother revoked his man priveleges.  I’m so upset with Esther.  She was once my second favorite mom (Michael’s mom was the best) and now I think she might be tied with Mrs. B because she kept her son from being happy.  I was actually a little shocked that Rob kissed Lauren … oh wait she kissed him.  But I was surprised that he let the kissing go on a long as it did.  Everyone knows he should have picked Camilla…even his mother…you can teach someone about your culture but you cannot teach someones heart how to love someone they aren’t supposed to…and besides its a reality TV show … these relationships don’t last.  He should have just picked Camilla … then he wouldn’t have had to leave the vacation early.

Now on to JoJo.  Who is no longer a Momma’s Boy … I doubt that Mrs. B is talking to him because he chose a girl over her.  Ok now seriously does anyone else find it odd how affectionate she is with her son … and how she’s always saying how handsome, and sexy, and muscular he is.  And how she wanted to to cuddle and dance and go in the ocean.  I’m glad JoJo started to see how weird that sort of behavior is.  His mom wants to be his girlfriend…creepy.  I think NBC did an excellent job of editing it together with JoJo’s thoughts, the things that his mom was asking him to do, and his date with Mindy.  I was actually SHOCKED that JoJo picked Mindy over his mother, but really happy for him to finally have taken his balls back from his mother and to finally have cut the umbilical cord.  I was not shocked that Mrs. B refused counseling…but man does she need it.

I’m not sure if there should be a second season of this show…maybe as a summer filler but not during real tv time.  It seems like one of those shows that more people would have watched had there been nothing else on.

January 20, 2009. Uncategorized. Leave a comment.

tools in the toolshed

If it’s okay with all of you I would like to not blog about Tool Academy anymore.  There is just too much to say about how ridiculous the show is.  And I’m not sure my commentary on the show is as witty as I would hope …because i’m writing about tools.  If there are any strong objections please let me know.

January 20, 2009. Uncategorized. Leave a comment.

rockin’ illinois

Alright so this weeks show was supposedly filmed in Champaign, IL… but most of it was not.   And how do I know this…Because there is one and only one World Famous Big Al’s … and that is located in Peoria, IL…I know this because I went to school in Peoria.

Anywho…

This episode was full of all kinds of crazy … including Lacey.  It just seems to me that ice skating was more dangerous than having them on roller blading mostly because there were blades involved.  I thought these girls were so funny on skates and little Beverly with her pretending to not know how to skate wasn’t that precious.  I was very excited that they one the date … because Beverly needed some time with him … she’s like this seasons Payton which is why I like her.  She’s not trying to get all naked and do him like the other girls are.  Which was definitely shown when they were at Big Al’s … lets talk about Brittaney though … can we say train wreck plus a bit of hot mess.  BrittaneyOh and she is crazy.  I think the funniest moment of the show was when the girls decided to go through her bed on the bus because it smelled.  And then they found food…and socks.  I really liked the VH1 disclaimer about it not being a dramatization when the showed her taking the socks.  WHO TAKES SOCKS…regardless of whether you asked the rink owners or not.  That is so nasty.  And the fact that she thought she needed to hide the socks in a sock means she knew it was weird.  What are you going to do with that many socks?  I thought maybe she was going to perform some voodoo on the other girls because the were being “mean” to her.  I would like to take back my comment about her being this seasons Kristy Joe … even Kristy Joe wasn’t this bananas …b-a-n-a-n-a-s.

MelissaLet’s get to the other drama of the evening with Melissa.  1) How did she get a cell phone.  Doesn’t production search before the show starts to prevent leaks on the Internet about what’s going on?  2)If she were going to use her cell phone … why didn’t she go outside? 3)Bret Michaels has hair extensions.  I think my favorite part of the entire confrontation was that she said the girls were jealous of her because she was intelligent and carried herself well.  Well obviously she’s not that intelligent because she let the other girls hear her on the phone … and she popped her boob during the ice hockey game…if you land on a balloon its going to pop … duh!

In the end I’m glad those two went home … but where is the entertainment going to come from now that they are gone?

Until next week.

January 20, 2009. Uncategorized. Leave a comment.

idol time

Alright just wanted to let you know that I am watching American Idol.  There’s just not much to comment on right now.  There are good people, bad people, crazy people.  I’ll probably start commenting about it when get to the show before the first show where they start competing for votes.

Until then.

January 15, 2009. Uncategorized. Leave a comment.

double shot at meeting the parents

(aired 1/13)

Yet another apology is in order because I am super behind this week.  I am trying to get all caught up today.

Ikki twinsSo this week we follow the girls to the hometowns of the final four contestants…and who wouldn’t want to bring that home for dinner?  Actually I don’t think most parents would want that to come home for dinner.  Did anyone else notice that they happened to be wearing more clothing when they were visiting the girls than when they were visiting the boys?  Weird.  Visiting Trevor’s parents was awkward to watch because they were obviously uncomfortable.  Rebekah’s family seemed very welcoming … except her son who only loved Vikki.  Rosemarie’s house was bananas and it was essentially a coming out party.  I think her lesbian cousin was just jealous because she had two hot blondes on her arm.  Scotty’s family was just as I expected … crazy.

In the end Rosemarie was sent packing.  I wasn’t surprised.  And now it is down to the final three which means either 1 person gets eliminated or 2 people get eliminated and the person has to chose one.  Either way I think Trevor will end up with one of the girls.

Until next week.

January 15, 2009. Uncategorized. Leave a comment.

the biggest blow-up

(aired 1/13)

Again sorry for the delay in updating this show.

I am a firm believer that all of this show could be shown in 60 minutes.  Or maybe it’s just me but all I want to see is the aftermath of the elimination, the trainers reaction, the challenge (I don’t want to see 20 minutes of the challenge), the last chance workout, and the weigh in.  Did the show not used to be shorter.  I liked it that way.  A two hour commitment is quite a bit.

joelleBut anyways the center of this weeks show was Joelle.  Which I am still in shock that she got to stay over Carla … who we see dancing her way through the episode.  It all started at the first temptation where Joelle seriously considered crossing the line for 25,000 dollars.  Granted that is a lot of money but that would have been a terribly selfish decision on her part because she would have been eliminating her partner to do it.  Who then would have of course wanted half of the money so that would have only left Joelle with 12,500 which seems like a lot less money to leave the ranch.  I can’t believe she thought about it for so long … Carla definitely would have killed her.

But we continue to follow Joelle through the workouts …  where Bob asks her to do one thing and she does something the complete opposite.  Her attempt at the pushups on the bench were hopeless.  And the fact that she just kept talking and apologizing and not doing what she’s supposed to be doing is  crazy to me…mostly because I’m afraid of Carla :P .

But I would have to say that the BEST moment in Biggest Loser history happened on this episode.  Now we’ve seen Bob be mean, we’ve seen Bob do yoga, but we have never seen Bob be … I think…worse that Jillian.  Take a look at the video below.

So for me re-watching that clip was even more amazing than the first time.  I think that Bob said exactly everything I wanted to say about her so we’ll just leave it at that.

I was DEVASTATED at this weeks weigh in results.  I of course was hoping that Joelle went home because all her words words words words words is annoying to everyone who really is there to workout.  But alas those were not the cards that were dealt and the grandparents were eliminated from the game.  But I think that’s what they would have wanted so that Dan and Dave (the orange team) would have an opportunity to grow as old as they have.  I think Ron (from the brown team) made the case that saved the guy.  I was super happy to see that they have been able to workout at home and that they are still doing super well.
So next week either Joelle is going to have to do really well … or she is going home….to Carla…who I think will have an even bigger explosion than Bob.

Until next week.

January 15, 2009. Tags: . Uncategorized. Leave a comment.

bromance …briefly

(aired 1/12)

Again sorry about this being so late … I dunno where my head has been this week.

LCHokay so LC (Lauren Conrad) makes an appearance and plays the dating game with the guys.  Alex wins and he gets to share a romantic date with Brody and LC.

Then the guys have to plan an activity for Brody.  All the activities were pretty terrible yet terribly entertaining to watch.  The surf board on the slip and slide was amusing … as was the dance lesson.  But of course the activity that I want to talk about, and you maybe want to hear about the most is Femi.  Femi who had no activity to show at all and he just critiqued how everyone dressed in terms of animals … and then he decided to get a tattoo…like Brody’s … and i mean exactly like Brody’s as in the same side and the same font.  Good thing he picked his own last name.  That would have been abnormal.

Now after the completion of the tattoo there was what can only be described as a “Fem-tacular” explosion when the guys ask him why he was just copying Brody’s style.  And Femi goes into a rant about how he’s seen his homies die, and how he got pulled into a detectives office for 12 hours, and was almost arrested for aiding and abetting.  Wait what does that have to do with you getting a tattoo like Brody’s.  Does it make you a better best friend candidate if you have the same tattoo font?  Or if you get a tattoo on a reality TV show.  Has Femi not learned anything from previous reality show contestants who get tattoos.  It is almost automatically a kiss of death.

But this week it was not instant.  I was super sad to see Femi stay yet another week.  And to have Jered go home … but he should have learned from the first elimination that Brody doesn’t like it when they are inappropriate in front of women.

Until next week … where Femi better be going home.

January 15, 2009. Bromance. Leave a comment.

yo momma

(aired 1/12)

Alright so this week the boys get to go on a vacation with their two girls … and their mothers pick.  Well all the guys except for JoJo who’s mom decided not to bring an additional girl to the islands.

I’m going to be honest I fast forwarded through a lot of this episode.  It seems like a lot of the entertainment was from Mrs. B and Misty …or any of the ladies interested in JoJo for that matter.  And now that Mrs. B is stuck with two plain Jane’s she has less to complain about … well except the size of Mindy’s boobies (her words not mine).  The new conflict is with Esther and Camilla … or Esther and anyone who is not Jewish.  The third girl seemed to me like and afterthought to invite because Rob got turned down by the first girl.

In Esther’s defense I totally see where she is coming from.  She wants to have Jewish grandbabies and according to their tradition the mother has to be Jewish.  And as they stated 37 times he is the grandson of Holocaust survivors on both sides.  So for her I don’t think its as much racism as it was with Mrs. B, but more so a desire to keep the tradition alive.  So don’t judge her to harshly when she gets upset because Rob picks Camilla.

In other news i was SHOCKED that Michael eliminated Meghan … though I did predict that it would happen.  But I was convinced that Michael wasn’t listening to his mom when it came to his picks.  I’m glad he came to his senses because that girl really was not for him.  So it shows previous for next week of Michael being upset … which means Erica must finally tell him the truth … or the other girl left is hiding a secret too.  I still hope that Michael picked Erica.

JoJo has only one girl left … and next week he has to pick his mom or the girl.  Please tell me he doesn’t have to go on a romantic date with his mother…though that might be entertaining … awkward but entertaining.

Until next week.

January 14, 2009. Tags: , . Uncategorized. Leave a comment.

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