Just when you thought that Bret Michaels couldn’t possibly find girls skankier than the infamous Frenchy …

ENTER NIKKI (pictured on right)… who on tonight’s season premiere of Rock of Love Bus  took a buttery nipple shot from Gia’s … Gia’s …well Gia’s whohah.  It was so skanky that even Bret seemed to be displeased with the act.  Odd right…

So anyways Bret is back for a third season of Rock of Love … because he obviously cannot seem to hold on to the winners of the previous seasons.  I wonder if he’s tried eHarmony? This seasons girls are out of control they’re already at each others throats and the competition just started.

I don’t really have a ton to say about this episode as it did just start and I technically don’t like or dislike any of them right now…but I think this Marcia girl is going to be entertaining to watch…she kissed Bret Michaels immediately after coming out of the bathroom … where she was puking … classy.  The ex-porn star is bananas … b-a-n-a-n-a-s … she’s already starting to remind me a bit of Kristy Joe with the crying.

I hope this season doesn’t disappoint.  The previews seem like its going to be an exciting show … and we will see the return of Lacey yet again.  I’m hoping that Heather makes an appearance also.

Until next week.